Today, I'm joining Danielle@Transforming Home for her "Real-Life House Tour Party."
For the tour of WhisperWood Cottage, there a few rules that one must follow.
- We ask you to keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle and remain seated at all times.
- Prohibited behaviors include sassing (Deb!), swearing (Cora!), bringing previously living animals (Cher!), and leaving without commenting (all of you!).
- Do not cross any roped off areas (Sue W.!) or dig through any unapproved junk piles (Sue L.!).
- Removing coveted items from the space will result in serious penalties (Lani!).
- Do not attach beadboard to (Layla!), whitewash (Sarah!), or sew (Miss Mustard Seed!) any non-moving or slow-moving objects.
- Avoid sawing anything in half or knocking down walls (Donna!).
ENTRY WAY...
Aaah, the entry way. The semblance of order and propriety at all times here at WhisperWood Cottage. (Aahahahahahaha! Seriously...I can't say that with a straight face!)
KITCHEN...
The kitchen at WhisperWood Cottage...a safe haven for cookbooks of all kinds. Do you have cookbooks that have been overused, need a rest, or seek the easy life? They will find rest and relaxation here. With a sturdy shelf and regular dusting, they will be safe from spills, splatters, or any form of use.
DINING ROOM...
Welcome to the dining room...the most walked through room in the house. Due to our "save the cookbooks" campaign, formal dinners are a violation of cottage law. Like the guards at Buckingham Palace, you can catch the changing of the centerpieces at regular intervals throughout the day.
LIVING ROOM...
The living room is the center of the home where blog writing and reality tv watching happen for hours at a time. The control center (the couch) is the epitome of comfort and the preferred spot for buttocks of all kinds.
GUEST BATH...
Here we are in the guest bath, once used by kings and queens in days of yore. It's updated amenities include a flushing toilet, running water, and one of those toilet paper roll holders that just lifts up (Translation: When trying to change the toilet paper roll, you don't have to deal with that springy part that always slips and flies to unknown parts of the room. We are high class here!)
GUEST BEDROOM...
The guest bedroom features the best lighting in the house (catches the setting sun) and the best view of the nearby powerlines (bzzz bzzz).
MASTER BEDROOM...
The favorite room in the house. Once a bio-hazard with green carpeting, now a sanctuary of peace and harmony...thanks to his and her closets. In this area, please make sure to be politically correct at all times. You should take special care to avoid negative barn references, such as "What? Were you born in a barn?" While it doesn't bother us, our barn-style doors take offense.
THANK YOU...
Thank you for joining us on the tour of WhisperWood Cottage. Your ticket is good for as many return visits as you like. Please remember that leaving without commenting is prohibited.
P.S. If you want to test whether your ticket expires, need to follow the doctor's mandate to exercise your mousing muscles, or you simply can't get enough of my witty repartee, then by all means keep touring. Here are some link to help you out...
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